Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize