do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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