I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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