Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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