well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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