I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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