I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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