girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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