I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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