She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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