WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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