I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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