are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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