Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
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This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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