seriously i just wanna be friends
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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