I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
