hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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