I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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