I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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