bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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