I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The air was thick with penises
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We left the knife in your bed.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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