Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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