STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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