oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I did not marry a roomba.
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