I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.