he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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