It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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