Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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