I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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