During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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