God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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