Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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