Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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