I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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