these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
