another moral hangover. fuck.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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