Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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