She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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