Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i just google imaged poop.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
