Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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