hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
