Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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