I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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