I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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