You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
not ubering you a puppy
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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