I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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