She's JV to your varsity
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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