fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Ladies don't puke and tell
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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