What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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