I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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