I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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