gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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