And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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