Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
