This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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