There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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