THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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