Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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