haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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