plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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