you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
MIDGETS
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
i out mim tonsoeep
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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