P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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