Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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